The Genie of Project Management
Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says:
– Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish.
The hardware engineer went first:
– I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries.
The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to St. Thomas.
The software engineer went next:
– I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money worries.