Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says: – Normally I [...]
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Do you manage late and unfinished projects this way? Make sure you deliver your projects on time, within budget and as expected and your customer will be a happy and loyal customer.
The other days I read a funny project management joke: It takes one woman nine months to have a baby. It cannot be done in one month by nine women. Managing projects is not an easy job. It takes some experience and knowledge if you want to do it well. There are many things to [...]
One day a man enters a pet shop. And while looking for a pet for his son he notices a young monkey for sale at $10.000. Intrigued by the price he asks the seller: – Why do you have such a big price for this monkey? – Well… He knows how to work with a [...]